World's funniest joke?

The daily mail today carried an article listing the 50 funniest jokes, I have to admit that most of them did not even draw a smile but I did chuckle at the number 1 offering.

As most were pretty poor I won't list them all but thought I would share the winner;

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen! The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: The driver just insulted me! The main replied: You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.

Not sure if it is the funniest joke ever but it is a lot better than the others on the list.

Bexley now with new sponsor

Went out for a lunch time walk from work a few days ago and spotted this sign. It is part of a new series of signs that have gone up around the borough.

When I first saw it I have to admit I thought there was something a bit wrong with having it like this, kind of saying, "Welcome to Bexleyheath, sponsored by Bexletts" but after a little while I thought why not? If it is at all possible, why should each council service not be self funding?

Maybe we could take it to the next step and sell the naming rights to the town hall - the Crawley "Coke" Hall or maybe we shouldn't stop there, maybe it is time to change the signs to "Now entering McDonald's Town, formerly known as Crawley" well perhaps that is a bit far, and could get confusing if we were sponsored by Halifax.

What is best nickname for Nu Layb'R Leader

Last Post gave me an idea for a Poll:

Which is the best nickname for the Nu Layb'R Leader, My personal favourite is Lill' Mill.

The ones I have come up with are

Miliband Junior
Ed Milibland
Red Ed
Redward
Lill’ Mill
Miliband the Younger
Reddy Eddy

Have a vote in the poll or leave your own.

Un-wanted visitor

I have just completed a very unpleasant 1 hour drive to work, I had this little guy on my shoulder.

Obviously my first reaction was to remove it but as it was still I didn't want to anger it and have it flying around in the car, as it turns out it was dead, as I assumed by its not moving, no idea how it got there, I can only assume that it either went on at home or dropped on as I walked to the car already dead. Either way not a great start to the day.

Easy day at Netto

I walked past this shop on my lunch time walk, it shows quite well why you should never combine twelve and twenty four hour time formats.

Unless the store really is open for just an hour a day.