World's funniest joke?

The daily mail today carried an article listing the 50 funniest jokes, I have to admit that most of them did not even draw a smile but I did chuckle at the number 1 offering.

As most were pretty poor I won't list them all but thought I would share the winner;

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen! The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: The driver just insulted me! The main replied: You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.

Not sure if it is the funniest joke ever but it is a lot better than the others on the list.

Congratulations to Mr & Mrs Cameron

My Congratulations go out to Mr & Mrs Cameron on the birth of their forth child yesterday, After the heartache they experienced with the Death of Ivan it is nice to see some joy brought back into their family, not that I am in anyway trying to say the new baby can replace Ivan as after all, all children are irreplaceable. Conversation has switched now to what they will name the baby with Maggie being one choice put forward as a 50/1 outside Bet, Isabella is at 8/1 with last years most common name Olivia at 12/1 for the bigger bets Ladbrokes are suggesting Beyonce at 150/1 and William Hill offering 1000/1 on Speed possibly the least believable suggestion would be Harriet unless Mr. Cameron wants to honour one of the people that help make Labour such an unattractive choice for government.

Kamikaze Baby

As some of you will know I have a 7 month old baby, Alexandria. Whilst she has given me much happiness over the last 7 months her latest addition to her skills are something I could really do without.

She has recently taken up diving as hobby, which together with her habit of getting bored with sitting up and simply crashing to the ground have caused my wife and I to spend the last few days running frantically across the room and diving to prevent her latest swan dive from the sofa.

Luckily apart from a few bumps she has avoided any major injuries, but her feats of bravado have included a leap of the bed to grab at my coffee which I had just placed on the side, the baby was saved but the coffee didn't make it.