World's funniest joke?

The daily mail today carried an article listing the 50 funniest jokes, I have to admit that most of them did not even draw a smile but I did chuckle at the number 1 offering.

As most were pretty poor I won't list them all but thought I would share the winner;

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen! The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: The driver just insulted me! The main replied: You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.

Not sure if it is the funniest joke ever but it is a lot better than the others on the list.

What I Did on My Holiday - Part 3 - Le Vallée des Singes

Le Vallée des Singes was our destination for the next days outing, this Valley of the Monkeys was actually a really good Zoo, I have been on a few occasions to Monkey World in Dorset and was expecting roughly the same kind of zoo, however the valley was much more open with monkeys running around very large enclosures you could walkthrough. Luckily there are park guides available in English so we could navigate around the slightly confusing 13 zone map.

There was also a petting zoo where my daughter had a good time looking at the various goats and chickens that ran around (Although she wanted picking up when a goat took a bit too much of an interest in her.)

Here is the website (in french)